High-Traffic Self-Hosted Analytics That Actually Scales
C7/10May 13, 2026
WhatA privacy-first, EU-hosted web analytics platform designed from the ground up for high-traffic sites, with funnel analysis and advanced features included at reasonable pricing.
SignalMultiple users express frustration that Matomo becomes painfully slow at scale, locks key features like funnel analysis behind expensive paywalls, and is essentially unusable for anything beyond hobby sites unless you have a dedicated infrastructure team to architect the self-hosted deployment.
Why NowGDPR enforcement is tightening, Google Analytics alternatives are in high demand, and the current leader in EU analytics has clear scaling and pricing problems that leave a gap for a purpose-built competitor.
MarketMid-market and enterprise websites in Europe needing GDPR-compliant analytics; ~$5B web analytics market, competing against Matomo's weaknesses and GA4's compliance issues.
MoatPurpose-built high-performance ingestion engine creates technical moat; EU data residency compliance becomes table stakes that US competitors struggle to match.
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